"This year, seriously, for real, I'm GOING to get in shape and eat better. I mean it. For real this time."
|Nothing says love like a pizza heart|
1. Time-locking Freezer. This one is aimed primarily at my pizza fixation. From now on, all Freschetta Brick Ovens and other frozen temptations will go directly into a freezer that can only be accessed once per week. In the event of a violent craving and break-down of self control, any attempts to bypass the locking mechanism will result in a moderate to severe electrical shock.