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Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

"The Little Mermaid" and Other Evil Deeds of the Disney Empire


Steven and I watched “The Little Mermaid” this past week in a moment of nostalgia. The last time I watched this movie was through roughly 16 year-old eyes, but this time around I realized something that I never would have caught onto in the flower of youth: This movie might be single-handedly responsible for the misery of my generation.

Ok, gross dramatics aside, I do still love this movie in spite of its inherently evil nature. I admit it freely and I’m even STILL walking around belting “Part of Your World” at the top of my lungs (much to the dismay of anyone in earshot). I dare anyone to watch this movie and try to keep the tunes from taking root in that spot in your subconscious just between the brain and the vocal chords. It can’t be done.
So where does the evil come in, you ask?

 “The Little Mermaid” premiered in 1989 when my generation was around the 8-12 year-old mark; in other words, the age of spongehood when we soak up every little input around us and hardwire it into our emerging picture of “The World and How Things Work.” Now let’s take a look at some of the lessons we would have taken from this legacy of Disney and see why things probably didn’t work out quite right for us in the long run.

1.      Fathers always favor the prettiest daughter and give her everything she wants. That’s a recipe for some violent sibling rivalry, alright.
2.      Hotness is the primary requirement for marriage. Not a new misconception, but for some reason it’s easier to believe Disney about love than it is to accept the fact that the sky-rocketing divorce rate just knocked Cupid out of orbit.
3.      Money, especially title and/or royalty, is the secondary requirement. I think we all know how this one works...
4.      See that hot 16 year-old that you know nothing about? You should make out with her. For proof, see soundtrack for “Kiss the Girl.”
5.   Only the beautiful people get to fall in love and be happy. Seriously? When I think of some of the 'beautiful' people I've known I'm pretty sure their happiest relationship is the one they have with the mirror.

Now, with this in mind, take a look at the romantic history of all of us Generation Y-ers. You’re nodding your head with empathetic understanding now, aren’t you?  I have to wonder... Did Disney intend to litter our lives with broken hearts, false hopes, and completely skewed concepts of what a successful relationship really entails? Unless the magical corporation was investing in tissue and ice cream ventures all along, well, probably not. 

Thursday, March 17, 2011

REVIEW: "V for Vendetta"

I LOVE movies. Anybody who knows me can tell you that I narrate my life cinematically. But even with as much as I rave about the ones I love and those that intrigued me I don't usually engage in writing a movie review. However, I think I'm going to have to finally make an exception and show my true appreciation for the Wachowski brothers.

I watched "V for Vendetta" for possibly the 6th or 7th time and I am still amazed that I find new subtleties that give me an increased appreciation with each viewing. This movie combined a phenomenal screen writing team that was perfectly devoted to detail with a cast that superbly defined the characters they assumed. I have never seen Natalie Portman give a better performance, and Hugo Weaving What more can I say? He's Hugo Weaving! His eloquent voice is so colorful and expressive that he gives his masked character a face you can hear and feel. It would be easy to imagine him in an Elizabethan theater delivering a brand new Shakespearean monologue.

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Hugo Weaving plays V, a vigilante who has been irreversibly affected by his government in the course of a medical experiment in the height of war. A new government was rising to power which mimicked Orwell's Oceania in 1984. The Chancellor had commissioned a "Black List" of items in art, music, literature, etc that would have been considered unchristian or subversive similar to Hitler's actions in Nazi controlled Germany. They also controlled the flow of information to the citizens entirely and ensured that the news reported served their purpose only, without regard to accuracy. Just as with Orwell's Ministry of Truth the government realized that propaganda was a means to controlling the population. When a brave few did speak out, however, a darker organization run by Creedy, the Chancellor's right hand muscle, would abduct, torture, and kill those responsible.

Natalie Portman plays Evey Hammond, the femme counterpart to V, who has also been irreparably scarred by the government's actions. Her entire family had been killed and she lived in constant fear of taking the wrong steps, of saying the wrong things. Her desire for change is finally revealed when she aides V in escaping from the police, thereby unintentionally throwing in her lot with the man people had called "terrorist." One of the scenes that most moved me in the film was the scene following Evey's breaking by V where it so beautifully parallels V's fiery rebirth with Evey's baptism by rain. It was in this moment that they truly became kindred spirits.

Another very important character was Inspector Finch, played by Stephen Rea. He would be most comparable to the character of Winston Smith in 1984. He was a higher ranking member of the controlling party, however, but he was feeling an increasing disdain for his government as he discovered more shady and criminal actions carried out by its members. The coup de grace was when it became clear to him that the horrible viral attacks on the people of London hadn't been carried out by enemies after all, but by those within trying to rise to power through instilling fear in the people.

Now, my obvious moral issues with vigilantism aside, the Wachowski Brothers did a phenomenal job of portraying the constant and terrible vigilance of Big Brother and every tiny detail in the movie was in support of this theme. From the street level eavesdropping on phone calls and personal conversation to the use of a thumb print to sign for packages they created a believable world for the viewer in which no word, action, or even thought seemed safe from observation and possible retribution. They are able to weave suggestions and plant seeds into the movie and allow the viewer to develop them without simply giving them everything down to the last detail. Its so rare to find a screenplay which shows this kind of control and ingenuity. For instance, when the detectives first discover the staff names at Larkhill Detention Center they note that the highest paid individual on staff was a priest. They do nothing to expound on this yet, leaving the viewer to wonder why and form theories. Much later when the diary of one of the staff is discovered it describes how on the priest's tour of the facility looking for violations one of the high party officials guaranteed the doctors that "everything would be fine." Without them saying it directly, the perceptive viewer learns that the priest was being paid for his silence while they continued their deadly experiments.

Many people have felt that the Wachowski Brothers are suggesting sympathy to the cause of the terrorists and are outright criticizing our own government for tyrannical actions in the middle east. For them, this is strengthened by the frequent anti-Muslim remarks. Despite the timing of the film's release the screenplay was actually written in the mid-90's, before the creation of "The Matrix," even. Though the material may resound loudly with the current political themes I truly don't feel this is anything more than coincidence. This is not the first time that a sympathetic villain has been drawn so well that the audience cheered for his success.

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For anyone who has not yet seen this movie I would strongly urge you to buy it and watch it again and again as I have. It contains every element that a perfect screenplay should have and will always provide you with more surprises when you think you've finally mastered it.