Coffee - The Unsung Hero of the Work Week

Today I felt like recognizing the many times that my dear sweet friend Coffee has kept me from being fired, from being slapped, and possibly out of jail. Happy rest of the work week!

Coffee, coffee, how I love thee,

Let me count the ways.

You start my mornings ever brightly

Despite the dismal days.

You give me strength to speak and smile

When I’d rather run away.

You turn monsters into people

In a cup or three a day

You fend off Armageddon

And keep it safe at bay.

But I thank you most of all

For the near impossible way

You help me cope with the masses

Whom otherwise I might flay.