Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Coffee - The Unsung Hero of the Work Week
Today I felt like recognizing the many times that my dear sweet friend Coffee has kept me from being fired, from being slapped, and possibly out of jail. Happy rest of the work week!
Coffee, coffee, how I love thee,
Let me count the ways.
You start my mornings ever brightly
Despite the dismal days.
You give me strength to speak and smile
When I’d rather run away.
You turn monsters into people
In a cup or three a day
You fend off Armageddon
And keep it safe at bay.
But I thank you most of all
For the near impossible way
You help me cope with the masses
Whom otherwise I might flay.
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